Wet Wipe Woes
Wet Wipe Woes
Plumbing is a wondrous thing
Although it’s full of shit.
But really, there’s no telling,
Where we’d all be without it.
A million poos from a million loos,
All sprint the halftime rush,
You could surf a wave of endless stink
If you caught that in one flush.
Thank goodness for our human brains
That learn to do things right,
Otherwise our daily lives
Would be jam packed with shite.
Poo’s in dustbins, turds in corners,
Piss stains on the walls.
Foul and crusty curtains,
And huge public stinking halls.
Thankfully, for centuries,
We’ve learned to clean our ways.
And now it’s cool, to leave our stools,
In bowls they’re flushed away.
But now we have a different plague,
That’s caused by tools that clean.
Wet wipes holding promise,
Of fresh holes that feel serene.
But these harbingers of cleanliness
Are not all great, you see.
Since their bodies made of plastic
Block our drains and taint the sea.
So do your Earth a favor,
If you like a wet wipe finish,
Just remember when you’ve flossed your crack.
DON’T FLUSH IT! SIMPLY BIN IT!
©LMB 11.3.2020 http://lmbweb.com/the-daily-wail-3
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